By DONNA BALANCIA
Alice Cooper has thrown his famous top hat into the ring for the job of U.S. president; the raunchy rocker is running a riotous campaign to win the highest position in the land.
Cooper says he should be “Elected” because of his sound policies, including his stance on climate change, mental health and the economy.
“Forget Crypto-Currency, mine will be ‘Crypt-Currency,'” Cooper said on his “Alice On The Issues” series via Youtube.
While he tried for the gig in 2020 to no avail, he’s been a good sport and is considering various strategies to enhance his chances this time around. That includes picking a politically incorrect running mate for his VP.
“I’ve done three tours with Rob Zombie, and I’ve got to tell you, I like the way he thinks,” Cooper said on “Alice On The Issues.” “Perhaps he’d like to make things a little more permanent.”
Cooper said he’ll create jobs by installing haunted houses and entertainment venues in every town, he’ll make weather on-demand to create “cool” concerts, and his “Nurse Rozetta” will handle all mental health needs.
Check out ‘Nurse Rozetta’ in action:
And what about the highly controversial topic of curfews for the nation’s youth?
“Is that a trick question?” Cooper asked. “We don’t need no stinkin’ curfews!”
Go to Alice For President to cast a ballot and make the all-important decision for 2024.
And relive Alice Cooper’s recent show in Manchester, UK, at Louder Than War, featuring live photos by Melanie Smith.
Check out ‘Elected’ here: